Forever Chirpie Information Brochure (by: MistahGreyBunny_75)

“Benefits” aside, why would anyone care for some retarded foals willingly

You know what they say, “forever foals, forever ouchies!.” I saw a company that made a rack for lazy people where you hook your little fluff up to the waste and feed tubes and it automatically give it owwies at pre-set intervals. I don’t recommend it as the chirpie should see your face regularly, or at least the face of it’s deceased mother(her actual face over Styrofoam or something, not a photo.)

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Potentially less creepy than talking fluffies.

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I keep coming back to this, your fluffies really hit that special spot of being both cute and so fucking stupid looking I want to chew them up, well done

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… so you’re saying they make good Fluffnuggets for lunch?

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I loved every bit

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