Forever Chirpies: Micro edition By Z05

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@Myrayray its my most favorite kind of fluffy. Also this was just really adorable I mean just look at its arms reaching out for love.

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Mustā€¦ Notā€¦ Fillā€¦ Forever chirpyā€¦ Milk boxā€¦ Withā€¦ Hotsauceā€¦

wrestling the bottle from my own hand

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Do it. Or do laxatives?

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Would we even notice the difference with how much poop these things produce?

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Oh yeah youā€™ll definitely tell. They scream and chirp, peep and eep in distress and cry about the pain in their tummeh.

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Hmmm, what if -now hear me out- we mix the laxatives and the hotsauce?

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Ok so thatā€™s basically the same results but itā€™s just spicy and hot poppies.

Feeding a fluffy hot sauce causes them to have burning diarrhea and can even cause death for foals.

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AbuseCo would have a field day if they sold that as a product.

"want your shitrat mare to understand that babies DONā€™T make everything better? Feed her foals our patented forever sleepies suffering formula and watch the brown fireworks. Marvel at how they scream at decibels never imagined for a creature so small and then take pride in knowing that your dumb mare will remember this for the rest of her lifeā€¦

Remember, if it ainā€™t AbuseCo, then youā€™re a hugboxer!"

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I canā€™t wait to watch BMS mare watch her shitty foals die from shitting themselves. Maybe Iā€™ll put them on top of her so as she looks up in horror, all the shit falls in her eyes, mouth and fur.

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Chocolate laxative melted into Daveā€™s Insanity Sauce. :+1:

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Experience at putting on tiny diapers?

Alternatively the ability to dress it up in Build a Bear clothing.

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Ah, the ā€œMontezumaā€™s Revengeā€ methodā€¦
Excellent choice, Madame ~

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Cuuute!

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Micro FC are de size of a regular adult micro, normal FC are the size of a sub-adult fluffy

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Plushie, oh plushie, oh squeezable plushie,
Wake up and visit comedic atrocity.

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I got the shelves stocked up for the inevitable Christmas rush :smug:

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For any more information about the auto feeder. Please call Customer service at Hasbio.Cœm thank you and have a lovely day.

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But they probably die from complications like forever chirpies had