Forever Chirpies: Micro edition By Z05

Hasbio presents its new product: Forever chirpie micro edition.
Now you will have all the love of a forever chirpy in your pocket, take it anywhere or leave it in its terrarium and watch it be adorable for hours!!!

Hasbio is not responsible for any loss or misuse of the product.
ages 8 years and up.
Fragile product, handle with care, children must have the supervision of a responsible adult.

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grotesquely cute. would crush him in an instant tbh.

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The jellen stuffy friend is too much. :joy:

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Ok, that little chubo is Cute, but HASBIO once more on BAD ideas

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Imagine a youtube video where guy records colony of these retards trying to live in terrarium like regular micro-fluffies

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TORTURE IT TO DEATH!

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Difficult to tell how small these things are. Doesn’t look any different from a regular foal. If the feeding machine is the size of a chirpie micro then most of the text on the label won’t be readable to a human. The perspective on the the floor of the enclosure is wrong (gets cut off on the sides).

You can do better!
absolutely-awful-simon-cowell

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Awww, can I punt it across the road?

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Any more abuse comments and I’ll personally grind the commentor(s) into powder and sell it as “Forever Chirpy” formula.

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By this point what does it give that you couldn’t get from a hamster, except a lack of biting?

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they can’t escape if they get out of the cage, you can have many in a big cage and none of them will kill eachother.

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First forever babies, now micro forever babies… how much smaller can they go?

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Love it :+1:t4:

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Built for enfies…

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One way to bully a dr disrespect fan is… use the abuse words

Gonna use my baseball bat for this one

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A stiff breeze would flatten that thing.

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In awe of the size of this lad. Absolute unit-

Also points for the Jellenheimer plush toy.

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Got ourselves the Micro-Milkie Box now! (Looks like I’ll have to get to work on a new variant ~) Don’t worry, each Box comes with a free magnifying glass and little teeny funnel :coco:

IRL, the Milkie Box was designed to be a 10in / 25cm cube, so, I would estimate the Micro-Milkie Box to be a 3in / 8.3cm cube for scale.

@Z05 would obviously have the final word, but having the micro FC be about 2in long seems in keeping with accepted micro dimensions (with regular FCs being a large size Chirpie anyway). :shrug: You’d need to get pretty good at putting on tiny diapers with tweezers!

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Now I can love and hate my sensitive fluffies in both forms? That’s awesome

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