French press (artist: Carpdime)

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French Press would be a terrible name for a fluffy, since any abuser would see it as an invitation.

It would be a variant of the classic SNL skit “will it blend?”

“Can you French press a fluffy?”

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no sweepies tiww bwookwin!

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Pfft. I had a steady state of 750 mg of caffeine for over a week before. Plus only three hours sleep average. And i turned out OK.

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That’s short term stuff.

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Nu…nu Sweepies. Sweepies ah weh deh Munstuhs Wive. O.O

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Now now…if I’m doing my job right, the fluffy won’t realize that it’s destined for the dinner plate until after either the throad is cut or the butcher has started to skin it alive.

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