He/She is gonna die trying to eat that wall sketti
New population control method, pictures of sketti drawn on walls and sidewalks where ferals gather.
Put one right in the middle of a highway for efficient culling.
loony toon logic
Lovely, you get extra points for the * GASP *
sounds like a good way to cause a 20 car pile up from how slick the road will be
Oh shit, a herd walking by right now!! Hit the gas, Dad, thats an easy 400 points!!
Drive a snow plow over the spot every few hours and it’ll be fine. I would argue that it would be cheaper than most population control measures even with the snow plows.
Maybe that could work.
I was more concerned over the road texture becoming slick with the blood and guts to the point that it becomes a hazard like the roads that get covered in locusts/cicadas every few years. Snow plows can’t do anything for that.
I cant imagine blood being that much slicker than water. I assumed the plow would get rid of most of the guts to minimize the sliding.
However why dont we meet in the middle and put it on a straight bit of country road. Lower speeds, lower traffic, lots of time to see how much of a mess it is and maybe a teenage we pay to come by with a hose every couple of hours.