-2 weeks before Christmas-
“Daddeh! Daddeh! Can Shimmew hab special-fwen nao?”
“Not yet Shimmer I told you , you have to wait for Christmas.”
“Bu daddeh, Chwistmas is su many fowebas away!”
“It’s not that long it will be here before you know it, now be good and play ok I have to do some work.”
“Otay daddeh, can Shimmew pway ouside?”
“Sure, I have enough time to set up your pin, but if you try to do anything bad you’re gonna be grounded understood?”
“Yus daddeh.”
-Outside-
“Am su hungwy nee fin nummies soon. Maybe yawd hab nummies.
“Hehehehe! Wuv pwayin wif baww!”
“Huh? Udda fwuffy, maybe fwuffy hab daddeh ow mummah gib nummies!”
“Wha? Hewwo! Nyu fwen?GASPFwuffy! Yu be Shimmew nyu fwen pwease pwease pwease!”
“Otay! Bu fwuffy hab wowsest tummeh-huwties nee nummies.”
“Fwuffy can hab Shimmew kibbew, hewe!”
“Dank yu dank yu su mush! Shimmew am bestest fwen eba!”
“Yu dink su? Shimmew nu hab udda fwuffy fwens in su many fowebas.”
“Wai you nu hab fwens?”
“Cus daddeh is gun gib Shimmew special-fwen, daddeh sai nu can pway wif fwens su Shimmew nu can hab special-fwen wifout daddehs pew-mish-un.”
“Well fwuffy will be Shimmew fwen!”
“Weawwy! Yayyy! Wuv nyu fwen! Du fwen wanna pway?”
“Yus! Fwuffy wanna pway wif Shimmew! Bu dewe is dummeh fencie in da way.”
“Is otay Shimmew get daddeh to wet fwen pway!”
-Inside-
“Daddeh! Daddeh! Shimmew nee hewp!”
“Whats wrong Shimmer is everything ok, are you hurt?”
“Nu daddeh, Shimmew nee hewp hab fwen bu nu can pway cause of pin.”
“What do you mean friend?”
“Nyu fwuffy fwen daddeh. Dey cwaw thru fencie into yawd. Dey had da wowstest tunnel-huwties su shimmer gib kibbew thru da pin fencie. Nao Shimmew and fwen wan pway but nu can pway wif fencie in da way.”
“Shimmer I told you not to do anything bad right?”
“Yus daddeh?”
“Then why did you feed a fluffy you don’t know what if they tried hurting you? I’ll meet this fluffy and get rid of them and you’re not having sketti night this week.”
“BU DADDEH SHIMMEW NU DU NOTHIN WONG!”
“Now you’re yelling at me Shimmer, that is unacceptable. You stay here I’m going outside!”
-Outside-
“Hewwo nice mistuh! Am yu Shimmew daddeh?”
“Yes I am. Who are you and how did you get into my yard?”
“Am fwuffy siwwy. Fwuffy fin howe in fencie and cwaw thru wookin fow nummies. Fwuffy hab wowstest tummeh-huwties den Shimmew gib nummies. Shimmew am fwuffy fwen nao, fwuffy wan pway and wuv Shimmew fow foweba!”
“You don’t say. You’re colors aren’t bad. Tell me what do you think when you see Shimmer.”
“Fwuffy see fwen! Wan pway and gib huggies and wub!”
“Fuck. Ok here’s the deal I’ll let you be Shimmers friend. However you can not be her special-friend unless I say so no matter what. You can’t have special-huggies or good feels either if you do. I will end you. Understood?”
“Y-yus d-d-daddeh fwuffy b-be gud.”
“Wonderful now for a name. How about Grape.”
“NYU NAMESIES! GWAPE WUV NAMESIES DANK YU DADDEH!!”
-Christmas Eve-
“Shimmer! Grape! Come over to the tree!”
“Otay!” “Otay!”
“Ok Shimmer, Grape you both have been very good and I’m surprised by you’re resolve. With that said I though I’d give you a present before Christmas. It was an old family tradition I might as well do it with you two as well.”
“Yaayyy pwesents!” “Yay!”
“Now this present isn’t a toy, but it’s something I’m sure you’ll both be happy with. Are you ready?”
“Yus!” “Yus!”
“Alright then without further ado. I give you both permission to be special-friends and everything else that comes with it.”
“YAAY DADDEH DANK YU!”
“GET TU BE SPECIAL-FWENS WIF SHIMMEW! DIS AM BESTEST TIME EBA!!”
“Now that I’ve said that I’ll let you guys have some time together I’ll be in the kitchen yell if you need me.”
“Otay!” “Otay!”
-Under the Tree-
“Shimmew wuv yu special-fwen!”
“Gwape wuv special-fwen su su mush!”
“Du special fwen wan huggies?”
“Yus pwease wuv special-fwens huggies!”
“Hehehehe! Shimmew wuv yu special-fwen. Gwape gib bestest huggies.”
“Shimmew am su pwetty, smeww su pwetty. Make Gwape feew su gud.”
“Gwape am su pwetty tu! Smeww weawwy gud. Make Shimmew special-pwace feew funny.”
“Uh. Du special-fwen wan hab special-huggies?”
“Dat am wha special-fwens du. Yus Shimmew wan bestest special-huggies fwom special-fwen.”
“Otay!”
“ENF ENF ENF GWAPE ENF ENF ENF WUV ENF ENF ENF ENF SPECIAL-FWEN ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF!”
“ENF ENF ENF ENF ENF SHIMMEW ENF ENF WUV GWAPE ENF ENF ENF!”
“GUD FEEWS!” “GUD FEEWS!”
This will be interesting to read I’m sure as it is only dialogue. I want you guys to build a personal setting in your mind with minimal detail. That and I wanted to try and do a dialogue only story cause whyyyy not!
Also before anyone says yes I know the owner is a massive bitch that’s the point.