Noodles or rice?
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Haf qwestions?
Yes.
WHERE DOES THIS FUCKER LIVE SO I CAN BREAK DOWN HIS DOOR AND SAVE THIS ADORABLE LITTLE INNOCENT BABIES AND INFLICT THE SAME TORTURE ON THIS SCUMBAG OF A DISGUSTING HUMAN BEING!!!?!?!
JK. I havenāt seen an aggressive justiceboxer in a while, so I figured Iād cosplay 
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When I see this, it makes me want to dance.
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It was more of a joke than anything.
Though, if ya leave cans of dough in a hot car, theyāve been known to pop, soā¦ folks better not leave their fluffies in hot cars, thatād be a mess.
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The rice would get better with the soft meat of the foals
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( sigh ) Another trashed frypan. Goddamn fluffies.
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Fucking Nancy Reagan. Iām old - I remember these adsā¦uggh
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Some topical āheat waveā fluffy stories would certainly be welcome. I can just imagine their little hooves melting into the asphalt.
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Iāve seen at least one drawing depicting exactly that.
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Yeah, I think someone wrote a story where a feral herd forced fluffies to walk across a hot wal-mart parking lot as a ritual punishment.
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They were probably squeezed first.
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If fluffies can ruin the frypan then the person has either a bad frying pan OR doesnāt know how to use it. Good stainless steel or cast iron would be fine.
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Well thatās one way to season a pan.
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ā¦that sounds delicious
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From cute to crispy.
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Why arenāt you basting them with a spoon? Youāve gotta encourage an even fry.
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Iām more worried about the fluff and bodily waste burning into the pan. Imagine tasting fluffy ejecta twenty meals in. ( shudders )
And donāt quote me, but that looks like a cheep frypan.
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Yes, have you properly emptied their intestines? Will you accompany them with eggs or vegetables?
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No questions, your daddeh seems to be like a man that knows what he wants. And he wants deep fried babbehs.
dis am scawwy