Ruining my fucking product. Maybe we’ll see if Eggplant survives the tide.
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This reminds me, fried eggplant is delicious
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This is a good idea for a story about how you can torture a shitrat until it eventually drowns 
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If the tide doesn’t do it in, the local wildlife will.
Looking like that crabs will have a great meal~
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Eggplant derped a baby. Nice plan, SMARTY.
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nu kno…hoomin babbehsu’ kawy
Hold up!?! For a minute there I though Eggplant killed her/his alicorn foal. I didn’t think the fucker would harm nor kill a human baby. God damn Eggplant’s owner has more patience than I would considering this bitch would have been dead long before being buried in the sand to drown.
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Exactly my thoughts
This fucker hurts a human child? Hell’s gonna look like an amusement park compared to what’s coming to him
That “execution” method is really mild for what he did
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Nothing says he killed a baby. Just that he tried protecting his dad from one.
So he probably just hurt the dudes baby.
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Already an unforgivable sin for a fluffy tho
Way more than enough for a death sentence (right after a LONG torture session)
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Oh man executing them with high tide. This is a new one for me. A new little thrill of fluffy crack.
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Nahhhh eggplant tried stomping this dude’s infant child. This is not the last of her punishment
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He can hold his breath for a long time (creepshow vibes)
Good eye, at least since it’s a human baby a fluffy may not be strong enough to injure it
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This is all I can imagine in terms of fluffies fighting human babies, and honestly, I’d watch it!
But yeah, fuck you Eggplant, you fucking menace. I hope a crab pinches off your nutsack.
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her lungs will be filled with saltwater by the time crabs get to her
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You just know that babbeh was like a alicorn glitter magic special rare but it now on ebay diamond of a babbeh too!
They never squish the cheap ones 
(Apart from the poopies but… you know)
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