Fwuffy ponies in the dungeon!!?? (By mostlysane)

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Welll neet

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YOUR NAAAAAAAAAAME

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Sorry my bad!

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Fluffies in dungeon with munstahs

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Wonder how those two managed to make it this long in the dungeon. Maybe they’re the last of their herd and everyone else got eaten already.

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I don’t think they’re that deep inside the dungeon, somewhere around the starting parts with harmless munstahs.

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I like to think Thistle would just let them live in the dungeon to annoy adventurers

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I think this smarty is a relatively good smarty. He just wants humans to leave and not hurt his family.

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I’d imagine Fluffies in a fantasy universe would be made by the same mad alchemists that made Owlbears.

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This is exactly what a good quest group does. Love it.

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That smarty and it’s special friend had a royal straight flush of bad luck.
But then again why they be tasty if they don’t want to be eaten?

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slightly better than eating rat…only just.

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YEEESSSS

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Just give me the slime jelly and giant scorpion. I’m not eating a shitrat.

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Good. Eat the little bastards.

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Man, my brain is like: Senshi no!!! You’re all about healthy and balanced meals! Fluffies are not that!!!

But I am also cackling like a fiend because this is funny as fuck

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You know they taste like shit, these artificially manufactured genetically engineered abominations, but I wanted them to have a good meal (I imagine their flesh to taste and feel like soy chunks, squishy and flavourless)

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They be chocked full of estrogen

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Soy chunks can be terrible or delicious. There a Jamaican place in Toledo that turns them into fucking ambrosia.

For home cooking, though, I prefer Soy Curls.

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