Gently used fluff (carniviousduck)

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A mix-and-match scalping station and genetically engineered hairless fluffies? I smell a marketing opportunity.

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A good fluffy, grateful for hand-me-downs <3

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Fluffy skin is, of course, a gelid, abscess-cratered mess.
Noted, added to headcanon.

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Omg I’m laughing so hard lmfao :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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What would a fluffless fluffy be called? Skinny? maybe baldy?

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seems more like leatherface to me.

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Shorn. It has that delightful Old Testament ring to it.

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Micron had one of his call itself a ‘scrotum’ when hairless but I like ‘shorn’.

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FIuff vader in his transition pod.

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“Fwuffy am cawwed Nutsack? Nutsack wub new namesie!”

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“You awe a scwoatum!”

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Oof, that acne. I can only imagine the new skin will make it worse.

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It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again