MY GOD HE IS SO FAT
…That really is a fat ass mother fucking foal.
Amd I want to punch it SO bad.
Foals get my cute aggro going for some reason.
Yeah, I wanted a chirpy, but then I saw how big it really was in relation of how I envision fluffies (and most headcanons), so I settled for making it a mutant freak-accident that killed it’s mother and siblings at birth.
I Fat Fucks.
(They grill up so much juicier.)
Big… Boned.
Give it a good squeeze so its eyes and tongue bulge out like a stress toy
Big blorb.
Just eat it. Bite off the cheeks and legs first. Squish it when you’re done and toss it in the garbage can.
Looks like a sensitive babbeh
Because now it is.
Man made horrors beyond comprehension
Put him next to a regular foal for comparison. “Aww look at da little baby” peep “and now look at the big baby” deep bass PEEP then “fat man” proceeds to roll over ontop off “little boy”