You are Gilda a siren bio toy
Your caretaker has tasked you with luring more stray and feral fluffies to their garage for some “stress relief”
You wear a hat a short sleeve shirt and some bell bottom jeans to help convince fluffies that you are just a normal human. This disguise would never fool a human but as more and more fluffies are becoming aware of sirens, it’s becoming slightly harder to fool a group of them. Well that’s the answer you give other humans
The real reason is that you simply enjoy spicing up the luring process
You have no particular sense of modesty or shame when it comes to being unclothed
So you will go back to the naked hunt tomorrow
You wonder around the alleyways of the town and spot your next mark
A group of smarties fighting over a mare
You think you’ll use your human voice for this one
“Oh my goodness! Look how absolutely adorable you all are!”
This gets the group’s attention
One of the smarties snorts and puffs out his cheeks
“Dummy hooman mawe gib smawty housie an toysies an skettie an wots of enfie mawes !!!”
“I know a place where you can have all that and more!”
The smarty’s face lights up with joy
“Wewe!? Wewe!? Take smawty thewe wight now!!!”
“It’s at my house.and I’m taking all of you home with me where I will give all of you everything you deserve.”
Without a second thought the group follows you home
You tell them that everything you promised is in the garage
Single file they trot in
The door goes down and your caretaker congratulates you on a job well done
You take the mare and one of the smarties over to the stockade and give the smarty a choice
“Would you rather have the mare or skettie?”
“Smawty wan skettie!!!”
You smile
“Ok.”
You put the smarty in the stockade
“Smawty nu wike!”
You put a machine on the table
“Wat dat?”
“This is a magical box that makes sketties.”
You crack a devious smile
“There is however one simple rule”
The smarty looks confused
You turn on th machine and the grinder wheels begin to turn
“The magic box gives you sketties but only if you give the magic box a fluffy”