Short thing for @Royal_Rabbit writing prompt though the conversation held is very one-sided.
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“Dank yew ‘fo takin’ Wuwu on vwoomy wide daddeh! Wub vwoomy wide! Am goan tu fwuffmawt? Nyu toysies fo’ Wuwu? Teehee. Yay!”
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“Wry mummah nu come? Mummah am sickies? Am get wots ob huggies fwom Wuwu tu feew beddah!”
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“Wook daddeh! DADDEH! WOOK! Mcdonaw! Wuwu wub habby meaw an’ hambubber an’ nuggehs an’ toysie. Pwease daddeh? Pwease wet Wuwu hab?”
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“Bye Mcdonaw. Wuwu am see yew soon an’ mehbe hab habby meaw then! Daddeh, dewe’s fwuffmawt. Wite dewe! Wry nu am gu?”
“Let’s play the quiet game, Lulu. Starting now.”
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“Daddeh, Wuwu am quiet ‘fo su wong. Am Wuwu win gamesie? Pwease? Wewe ams we? Wuwu nebba been hewe!”
“Come on. Out.”
“Otay daddeh. Pwease gib Wuwu gud downsies.”
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“Daddeh? Wewe am yew goin’? Daddeh? Dun weab Wuwu! Wuwu am hewe! Daddeh! Daddeh! DADDEH!”
“I love a rainy night, somethin somethin somethin…I love a rainy night, fucking start you piece of shit!”
“DADDEH! NU FOHGET WUWU! NEE’ DADDEH! PWE-HEEE-EAASSSEEE!”
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“DADDEH! WUWU WUB YEW SU MUCHSIES. PWEASE! WHA AM WUWU DO WONG? NUU-HUU-HUUUUU!”
“Yeah, I dumped the silly bitch off. Fried chicken for dinner? It’ll be nice to enjoy a meal without smelling fluffy shit lingering in the house.”
“DADDEH!”
“DADDEH!”
“DADDEHHHHH!”
“ᵈᵃᵈᵈᵉʰ”
“ʸᵉʷ ᶠᵒᵍᵉᵗ ᶠʷᵘᶠᶠʸ“