Good Babbehs sing Good Songs. [By Biorb_McBiorb]

Before a Small crowd of three High-Schoolers sits a Lone Fluffy. Beige with a Grey mane. His name is Coco, and he is there to sing his bestes’… because if he doesn’t… Hell end up like the rest of the smashed Fluffies off to his right. Behind him, a small Menagerie of other fluffies who practiced with Coco… He hoped the Mean Small Hoomins liked there sad song.

Coco takes a step forewords, takes a deep breath… And begins… Behind him the Chorus of multicolored Fluffies all hum a low tone…

“Such ah wonewy bwight time
an’ it’s Coco’s
dah most wonewiest day of Coco’s wife…
such ah wonewy bwight time
shouwd be banned
it’s ah day that Coco nu can stand”

dah most wonewiest bwight time of Fwuffy’s wife
dah most wonewiest bwight time of Fwuffy’s wife

“Such ah wonewy bwight time
shouwdn’t exist
it’s day that Coco’ww nebah miss!
Such ah wonewy bwight time
an’ it’s Coco’s
dah most wonewiest bwight time of Coco’s wife!”

“an’ if 'ou go
Coco wanna go wiff ‘ou
an’ if 'ou go fowebah sweepies
Coco wanna go fowebah sweepies wiff ‘ou
take youw hoof an’ wawk 'way”

dah most wonewiest bwight time of fwuffy’s wife!
dah most wonewiest bwight time of fwuffy’s wife!
dah most wonewiest bwight time of fwuffy’s wife!

“such a wonewy bwight time
an’ it’s mine
it’s a day that am gwad Coco suwbibed…”

The three Teens looked at Coco then to each other. And they clapped! A standing ovation! Coco had never been so happy before! Coco took a bow and was picked up by the Young man in the middle, As he promised he was being adopted! A loving home! The nice nyu Daddeh was kind to him! He promised he’d even get to be a Daddeh!

“Wha’ abou’ odah fwuffies?” a Purple Mare with a White mane asked. The other two Teens blocked the Small Herd’s path as they began to butcher the entire herd, Mares, Colts, even the young talkie Babbehs who joined in. Hearing the screams of the small herd caused Coco to look back at them, seeing the sadness and horror they had in their eyes as they begged Coco for help.

Coco watched as the herd was slaughtered for the other twos enjoyment.

Coco smiled.

Coco was glad he had Survived.

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Yes Coco gets a nice home with a System of a Down fan.

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He is an actual Singing Fluffy, thus being of value to society.

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There sacrifice will never be forgotten.

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Nice, Coco gets to live…for now

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No Coco gets to live a happy life WHAT PART OF HAPPY YOU NO UNDAH STAND DUMMEH

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Just saying people can be fickle

Very nice. If this has a sequel, I think it needs to feature Coco on vocals with a high school garage band.

Your Liquid Dorsal, So Profitable