“I must admit Miss Lu…”
“Zeri’s fine”
“Oh… um… okay. Miss Zeri, I must admit when you came to us with your requests of developing Fluffy primate hybrids… well to be honest we thought that it couldn’t be done, but we weren’t exactly going to say no to the one who pay our bills… uh… sorry that came out wrong… um…”
“It’s fine. Can we skip the build up and just get to what I wanna see?”
“O…oh! Yes. Yes. Someone open the viewing window for 2411-N64-99. Ah! Thanks… Now Miss Zeri, let me introduce you to the Gori-La-Fluffs… we’re working on the names. Maybe Kong Fluffs, not sure”.
Behind the window was a small enclosure with five Gori-La-Fluffs. Fluffies who seemed normal in both appearance and size in comparison to regular Fluffies, except for one unique feature: Their forelegs looked more like arms, ending with hands instead of hooves. The creatures also looked slightly more muscular than ordinary Fluffies.
“Okay! Gori-La-Fluffs. We got five of them, right now. That one is Chunky”
The doctor pointed to a Gori-La-Fluff doing pull up on some rather small monkey bars. The creature making some rather deep grunts and weird faces, every time he pulled up
“Chunky su stwong” said Chunky in a voice, abnormally deep for a Fluffy “Su su stwong”
“Hmm… impressive” Zeri commented.
“Those two are Tiny and Diddy… um… well we planned to call him Diddy, but the name ain’t exactly so fly right now, so we named him Leri instead, because your first name plus the first letter of your surname, y’know… uh… anyways. Tiny and Leri”
The doctor pointed to two Gori-La-Fluffs playing with toys. The one called Tiny was holding a doll in her hands, whilst the one called Leri was playing with a toy car.
“Dowwie am suuu pwetty” Tiny exclaimed as she held the toy in the air.
“Vwoom vwoom” Leri said as he moved the car forward and back.
“Interesting” Zeri commented.
“Oh the one back there is Lanky”
The doctor pointed to a Gori-La-Fluff at the back of the room. Sat down lazily upon a chair made of pillows, the one called Lanky scratched his belly with a finger, before making a fart and making no effort to hide his growing private member.
“Hur hur hur” Lanky chuckled grossly “wub specaw huggies”
“Oh my” Zeri commented.
“Uh… yeah sorry about that… Fluffy DNA y’know. Anyway last one is Donkey. He’s the one over there… uh… flexing. I dunno why they do that”.
The doctor pointed to a Gori-La-Fluff flexing near the feeding bowls.
“Wonkey am stwong Gowi-a-Fwuffy. Suu stwong. Wonkey desewve bestest nummies”.
Donkey then approached the food bowl, consisting of slice up bananas.
“Banananaketti! Wonkey fabowite!” Donkey exclaimed, before proceeding to grab a handful of banana slices and stuff it his mouth.
“Banananaketti?” Zeri asked
“Yeah… uh… we don’t know why they say that. I think it’s the Fluffy DNA speaking”.
“I’m surprised you didn’t name any Harambe”
“Oh shit! Yeah we could have named one of them that, ah… next batch, maybe? Actually… um… Is this what you wanted, though? Cause this was the only thing we could think of. If you want this, we can start producing a second batch. Not sure what the company plans to do with…”
“Um… Doctor?”
Zeri tapped the glass pointing to the enclosure. Inside, Tiny and Leri were fighting. Both pulling on the same toy doll.
“Lewi wan dowwie!” Leri exclaimed.
“Nu! Nu! Tiny pwaying wit dowwie!” Tiny cried out.
Suddenly Donkey collapsed on the floor and began writhing about, as he grasped what was supposedly his neck and began gasping for air.
“Wonkey… Wonkey… nu can bweath… y… y bananaketti… gib hurties”
As he continued trying to breath, Chunky did another pull up and suddenly both his arms exploded, splattering blood and excrement everywhere.
SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
“Oh fucking hell!” The doctor exclaimed, as he tried to open the enclosure door.
Zeri continued watching.
Leri and Tiny were now getting physical, or rather Leri was. The Gori-La-Fluff had started pummeling Tiny, beating on the Gori-La-Fluff with closed fists, while making loud angry screams akin to that of an angry monkey.
“Lewi dowwie! Lewi dowwie!” Leri screamed.
Tiny could only defend herself, as Leri continued smashing his fist into her. Leri getting angrier with every punch and his fist getting bloodier.
The doctor managed to get in, quickly running to resuscitate Donkey. Zeri followed, noticing that Chunky had stopped screaming. She watched closely as Leri continued beating a now deceased Tiny. Zeri reached to touched him and he suddenly grabbed her arm. His grip no stronger than than of a young child. Zeri grinned with amusement.
“Ah fuck!” The doctor exclaimed “Donkey’s dead. Chunky too. Oh god damnit”.
The doctor walked over to Lanky. The Gori-La-Fluff was foaming from the mouth and was quite clearly deceased as well.
“How the hell did Lanky die?!” The doctor asked with exasperation “Wait… did he fucking choke himself became he slept in an odd posture?! Fucking Fluffies!”
“I think Tiny is dead as well” Zeri added.
“Am yu Lewi mummah?” Leri suddenly asked.
The bloody Gori-La-Fluff grabbed Zeri’s hand and quickly pulled himself up, nestling himself on one of Zeri’s arms.
“Oh crap. I’ll get him off you” The doctor said.
“It’s fine” Zeri replied calmly “He can stay”
“Wady nyu mummah” Leri responded “Lewi am gud Gowi-a-Fwuffie”
The doctor stared at her with embarrassment and scratched his head.
“Um… well… I guess we’ll go back to the drawing board. Sor…”
“It’s fine you can stop the program. I got what I wanted”.
“Huh? What?”
“Leri. He’s exactly what I was asking for. Thank you… all of you”.
“Oh! Okay… uh… no problem, Miss Zeri…um… bye?”
Zeri walked out with Leri still clung to her arm. The Gori-La-Fluff made cute chirping noise before suddenly placing his hand under his bottom. He took a dump on his hand, then threw the feces on the floor with making a babyish giggle.
“Lewi wub mummah”
Part Gorilla. Part Fluffy. Gori-La-Fluff