Gr1m's Kitchen!

Creepstains and perverts. Same peeps who would eat fluffies if they were real ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Lol I don’t know why people find it gross at all. It all depends on culture and Pov we eat pork like nothing but islamics considere it gross. We eat beef but indians considere it a crime. I’m from Mexico and we eat grasshoppers, agave worms, black corn fungus, wild rats and pretty sure we get either dog or horse meat in the cheap taco shops. Fluffies might sound artificial, but we eat things that are almost plastic without complaining

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Oh hell no. Why is this shit on Youtube?

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I think of them as more pig than anything really.

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I love fluffies as food abuse. Not gonna lie, if they were real, I probably couldn’t stomach eating them; that’s just another part of the fluffy fandom that appreciate separated from reality.

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FOAL IN A PAN

FOAL IN A PAAAAAAAAAAAAN

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Goddamn I do love cooking fluffies, even if I’m only gonna make other fluffies eat the little bastards. Praise you, you’ve bought back sacred artifacts to this community!

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because they are sentient, yet not human.

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This x1000. People finally need to get that. Maybe we should put up a disclaimer on the front page that reads “The point of abusing a fluffy is fun.”

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The old kingdom known as the booru had a saying “It’s horrible… that’s what matters.”

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The Rule of Funny trumps all, and “fwuffy nu am nummies” is fucking hilarious.

Of course, when making stories about fluffies being eaten, we have to rationalize it by saying how and why they’re delicious. Unless we decide that the reason is BFYTW. That works, too.

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The sweet taste of extinguishing something useless

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Make a gourmet cuisine out of them, then chuck 'em straight to the dumpster. Hell no, I’m not eating fluffies.

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Tasty

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Sweet holy fuck, how did Princess become so bratty and entitled that she demands something BETTER than sketties?

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THIS completely.

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I love cooking Fluffys!!!

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The last thing that is medical to them are unnatural lab-created rainbow-colored fluffies.

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And after Princess is forced to eat all her babies, she’ll be enjoying a nice roast in the oven.

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Attention to all Base Personnel; All Fluffy cooking will be done out of view… Kitchen staff is tired of shooting people trying to stop them as they are hugboxers… That is all.

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I read this on Reddit xd

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