(A/N: Thanks to @CoronaryHeatingProcedure for letting me adopt one of their fluffies from this post!)
You are a fluffy, possibly the bestest fluffy. You’re getting taken away from your mummah, since your dummy daddeh said you’re big enough to get a dummy human mummah or daddeh. You’re in this dark box now. Daddeh shouldn’t have put you in this box, boxes like this are for dummies! You’re not a dummy, you’re the bestest fluffy ever!
“Dummeh hoomin! Wet babbeh out sowwy boxie! Wet out NAO!” You yell, hoping that the dummy human who’s currently making your surroundings that you can’t see move will stop being so dumb and let you out.
Then, after so many forevers (about 10 minutes), you get let out. You have a safe-room, and toys, and blocks! Maybe they aren’t so dumb after all? You look up at the maybe-not-dummy human, and you notice they’re a mummah. You’ve never had a human mummah before. Maybe she can get you sketties? Sketties are the bestest nummies, you got them only once before you left your fluffy mummah!
“Nyu mummah, gif sketties! Gif sketties NAO!” You yell, as you places you down on a blanket and looks at you.
“Oh… alright… First, how about you get a name? How about Grayscale? Your fluff is mostly gray, so I think that would be a perfect name!” Your new mummah says, as you roll your eyes and sit down on the blanket.
“Otay, babbeh am Gwayscawe nao. Nao, gif sketties!” You demand, as she nods and walks away, assumedly to make you sketties.
You think you like this new mummah. She’s listening to you, and who wouldn’t? You are the bestest fluffy ever.
You are Grayscale, and you like your new house. You get sketties every day, and you always get toys (even though some of your toys are dummies and break), and you always get to do whatever you want! Mummah said she has a surprise, and she’ll bring it home soon. Is it more sketties? Toys that aren’t dummy toys? You want a surprise!
“I’m home! I got you your surprise!” Your mummah shouts from downstairs, as you peek out of the cracked door of your saferoom. You can faintly hear… another fluffy? Mummah got you another fluffy? They’re probably a dummy! You’re the bestest fluffy, and therefore the only fluffy that should stay with mummah!
Then, your mummah comes upstairs and into your safe-room. Your suspisions are confirmed. It is another fluffy!
“Hewwo! 'Ou be new fwiend? Namesie am Sophie!” The new fluffy says as mummah puts them down beside you, and they start playing with your toys! Dummy fluffy! Those are your toys!
“Dummeh! Get 'way fwom Gwayscawe toysies!” You say, giving her sorry-hoofsies until she stops playing with your toys.
“Sophie am sowwy… Jus wan pway! Gwayscawe wan pway tuu?” Sophie asks, and you puff up your cheeks and get very angries and upset. You don’t want to play with her! She’s a dummy! All fluffies that aren’t you are dummies!
“NU! GET 'WAY! GET 'WAY FWOM GWAYSCAWE TOYSIES! 'OU AM DUMMEH!” You shout, making her make huu-huus as you play with your toys.
“Dummeh fwuffy… Nu pway wid’ Gwayscawe toysies.” You say, smiling to yourself as you stack your blocks.
You are Grayscale, and you are annoyed. After you yelled at Sophie, and gave her a few more rounds of sorry-hoofsies when your mummah wasn’t in the room, she’s making huu-huus all the time! Doesn’t she get that she’s a dummy? Dummy fluffies are bad, and should… Now that you think about it, you have an idea…
“Alright, girls. It’s bedtime, so go sleepies, okay? I’ll be back in the morning to make Sophie her first sketties since she lives with us now.” Your mummah says, turning off the lights and walking out of your safe room.
“Gwayscawe gif dummeh fwuffy fowebah-sweepies… Mummah nu cawe, 'cuz Gwayscawe am bestesh fwuffy…” You say, sneaking out to Sophie’s beddie and raising up your hoofsies.
“Wha…? Gwayscawe gif huggies?” Sophie asks, and you laugh a little bit. She really is a dummy.
“Nu. Gif fowebah-sweepies.” You say just as Sophie’s eyes widen, as you bring your hoofsies down and strike her head and back until she makes boo-boo juice and stops moving.
You’re the bestest fluffy. Mummah shouldn’t have even brought Sophie in your housie. In the morning, Mummah will see Sophie and understand that. You really are the bestest fluffy.
(A/N: What should happen to Grayscale now? Reply with some ideas!)