You want leggies? We got em. You got leggies? We want em!
Nu am mawe? Not anymore! Need a no no stick? We have the trick!
Cash for lumps!
New special: Mystery box! What’s inside? That’s for you and your fluffy to discover! Buyers -must- install contents of box. No refunds.
Testimonials:
“I got the box and now my fluffy has four dicks, just like George Washington!”
“The box got me a whole set of legs for 95% off! Sizes are a bit off and we got two left hooves but for that price, it’s a steal. My fluffy couldn’t be happier!”
Come in today!
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should have stay pillowed
This reminds me a lot of a picture book I had as a youngling that I can’t find. The core memories are still deep and vivid though
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Fluffy want leggies, fluffy get leggies. Just be careful what you wish for otherwise you have 18 leggies attached to you in unnatural ways.
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Nothing like a good ol Frankenfluffy. Also this is probably the meanest qwerty post ive seen yet!
bravo!
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Cash for lumps?? Sounds like a great way to get some pocket change!
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at least he didn’t get a weggie up the butt
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…hmmmm, giving legs and other stuff to the deserving, from the unworthy.
i like it!
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I can finally realize my dream of creating a fluffy with five asses!
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