GRUNTY
Government
Resource
Unit
Neutralization
Tracker
in 2016, Hasbio and the US Government struck a deal, seeing potential use of discarded and otherwise useless Fluffies™, By taking the ‘Poopie babbeh’ of every litter in the labs, they then with the companies help, start genetic manipulation.
With careful production, and thousands of failed attempts later (resulting in a massive pile of organic waste)
A simple thought then came to mind, of instead of genetic work, do classic reworking of readjusting the biocomputer in the brain, reprogramming, and simple recycle process…
The process then was found not only effective, but far cheaper and ecologically safer.
The converted GRUNTY (Or Grunties if you have a number of them) are of various breeds. But on normal they stand 1’5" feet tall, and approx 25lbs tops.
They are of course of the ‘Waste’ or ‘Loser’ kinds of Fluffy Colors. Inside the body where it is easily accessable, is a Single Block of Composition 4 (Demolition C4), with a suicide cord, which apon reaching its target, willingly pulls the Det Cord to destroy its target.
Its diet is composed of a Standard Fluffy diet (learned cheaper to replace Pasta noodles with Rice, and standard tomato sauce), has the ability to canabalize local fluffies for parts if the GRUNTY sustains damage (such as loss of limbs, eyes, Half of brain, etc), which the government does warn owners to keep said pets locked in *Secured rooms (See Saftey Room in your local fluffy ownership handbook). Where it will use its enforced teeth, to rip into the local fluffy, to rip away the parts it needs, and devours the non-needed components to help make the recovery seemless.
So dont be supprised if one sees a GRUNTY with odd color limbs and parts.
Its names are always “G-####/Series number” (Sample G-1234/A)… responds to basic commands of its handler with ‘Go here’ and ‘Go there’, ‘Fetch me this’ or ‘Fetch me that’… Then finally “Detonate that (Target)” which makes the GRUNTY to run towards the target to get close by any means, from dash to sneak… and pulls its det-cord, causing the explosives built into its body to detonate, removing obsticles, and target.
IF, however unlikely, a GRUNTY Survives its detonation, its Recovery task begins, and hunts down local fluffy nests for parts to canabalize, before returning to the Kennels and reporting in.
GRUNTY cannot breed, or have desire to do so, as both male, and female are made Sterile, and sexual urges removed during reprocessing vis chemical implants and Spade/Neutering.
Known examples of use in combat
Rangers of the 2nd Battallion was pinned down in a Caveworks in Afghanistan, a Handler removed out a GRUNTY from its carrier (Think Metal Tube), clad in basic body armor (Vest made with steel plating, and simple helmet), to pull any wounded soldiers out of the field of fire… (name redacted) Managed to pull by the rescue strap on the body armor, the Rangers from harm, but however suffered some injuries of its work.
Sgt (Name Redacted), gave it the Detonation command, as the little GRUNTY did its signature Huhuhu, as it snuck around enemies line of sight, and found the targets taking cover… reaching its target, it placed the Detcord in its mouth and shouted “Foeva sweepies time!” and pulled the cord, detonating itself… the target destroyed, the Rangers moved on to complete its mission… Strange enough a strange multicolored GRUNTY Shown up at the gates of the camp days later, giving its name to the Guards, returning it to its Kennel, for rest… and fur dying to blend it all together once more.
Pillowed Fluffies whom are aquired, will be fitted with simple prostetics such as remote control Treads or placed on a remote control vehicles Chassis, until its field operation, where it can start the canabalization of local fluffies for repairs (*Note, all prostetics are required to be returned if found)