H83R Reads A Bedtime Story (CookieCrunch)

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These were commissioned back in May.

Yep.

Maybe posting this will summon @CookieCrunch back like how @Karn summoned Tia.

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Something about such a glossy robot just barely hiding his crotch behind a book hit my internet senses in the wrong way. After my monkey brain stopped stretching I saw the funny wholesome. Thanks for this.

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That’s the Stephen King for you.

And the cocaine.

Mostly the cocaine.

Any new CookieCrunch art is a reason for celebration

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stePHen king?

Which universe are you from?

The one that posts from mobile while having the webpage open on a laptop while drawing.

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The cocaine and child porn you mean.

I used to respond to every Stephen King tweet asking if he remembered the child orgy he wrote.

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YOU FUCKING FOX PIEROG

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Making me think I’m crazy go fuck yourself.

He probably doesn’t.

Replace Stephen King with Yoo-Hoo, and I have a friend that does the same damn thing.

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So out of place, I had to go back and read the page in the book again when I got to that part, because I thought I was misunderstanding something.

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I don’t know when I quantum shifted into this nonsensical world, but you’re all fucked and I want to go home!

ONE WAY IN.

NO WAY OUT.

you need to go back

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I feel for you Virgil. It isn’t your fault even his name is pretentious. Fucking Staffon Kang.

If you aren’t constantly incoherent online are you even internetting right?

They’re talking about the part in the book with unexpected child sex not your dementia addled F-C posting now do me a favor and tell me your social security number, bank routing information and your credit card digits.

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Hm. H83r kinda hot here

Livesey H83R @infraredturbine

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