I know ymmv with vegan food, but ngl my friend’s homemade vegan “hamburger” slaps.
I don’t know what unspeakable alchemy she uses to make it. But that shit’s somehow better than the real thing, and it’s a hill I’m willing to die on.
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I’ve no doubt its awesome. But your friend might be exceptional. My brother puts it this way, “if its good let it speak for itself. Don’t sell it as something else.” Oversellng it is a bad habit of some folks.
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It’s the only spaghetti I would ever feed you, dipshit, so you better like it.
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Futurama reference?
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I only have one vegan friend. It’s because I keep forgetting he’s vegan. Only vegan I’ve ever met like that.
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Can he really be vegan if he’s not reminding you every five minutes?
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Well, yeah, he can but then I’d have no joke 
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Shut the fuck up shitrat and be greatful you get food.
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Prison food is for fluffies.
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So realistic! And the cheerful stylized fluffy on the package really nails the cheap imitiation-food look! 
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It’s like when you get chocolate protein bars. It tastes like pain and hate, with an aftertaste of the kind of chocolate that makes you hate chocolate forever.
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I feel this on a spiritual level.
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Can we get a holiday edition with slightly colorful chunks so it’s fruitcake blocks?
Fluffy: “How taste wowse!?”
If I wasn’t gonna be without my pc for 24 hours i’d meme it myself. ~chuckle~
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Surprise! They’re both the same!
No that’s the special edition for the holidays.
Saddie sawdust flavour.
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Well the fluffies that were used to make it were sad so it makes sense
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I agree happy meals taste like saddness
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Hey, kelp is actually a popular food among humans.