A new exciting product from Hasbio is now available at every Hasbio-certified Fluffy store!
Blockie-Pals!
Has your fluffy gotten tired of their old blocks? Is your fluffy too lonely or too shy, and needs help socializing? Do you want your fluffy to have a playmate, but don’t/can’t get a new fluffy? Well, the bioengineers at Hasbio have an answer!
Blockie-Pals or Blockiefluffs are a new type of fluffies, engineered to be perfectly block shaped and the best playmate for your fluffy, or even children! They are small, roughly the size of microfluffs and unlike the previous trial runs of block-shaped fluffies, which had to be grown in special containers and had plenty of health problems, the new and improved Blockie-Pals have been bioengineered to be block shaped from birth! Breathe new life into blockie playing sessions and get your Blockie-Pals from Hasbio-certified Fluffy store locations today!
Be sure to be on the lookout for the limited edition ultrarare pegasus Blockie-Pals!
If any of your bought Blockie-Pals show signs of BFDD (Blockiefluff Delusional Disorder), you will be eligible for a refund. (Only available with a proof of purchase)
“Huuhuu nu wan be bwockie huu CHIRP Wan be babbeh huuhuu wan wun an pway huu mummaaahh!!!”
“Shuddup dummeh bwockie-bwudda! Wet fwuffy pway wit bwockie-paws!”
“Daddeh… Peppewmin nu wike poopie bwockie-paw… gib fwuffy saddies an heawt huwties an am ugwy wike poopie… pwease daddeh can Peppewmin get nyu bwockie-paw? Pwease daddeh Peppewmin am gud fwuffy!”
“Oh, sure thing buddy! I’ll drive over to the Fluffmart and get you a new one!”
“Damn, I knew we shouldn’t have gotten them from the discount bin… Hey, Margaret! Do you have the Fluffmart receipt?”
“No, why?”
“Marge, I’ve told you, you don’t need to throw them away first thing when we get home. One of the Blockie-Pals we got Peppermint, the brown one, it has BFDD or whatever it’s called. Remember, the commercial mentioned it”
“Well, sorry! The garbage truck left this morning, so it’s gone, but thankfully they’re pretty cheap”
“Yeah… Alright I’ll throw the Blockie-Pal away and go to Fluffmart. See you soon!”
