Description: Do you have customers complaining of a pet fluffy being depressed or borderline “wan die”…? Then offer them the latest HASBIO robot “HAPPY-BOT”.
This new robot shines bright UV light at the owners fluffy and or household plants, giving them access to necessary vitamins.
It also comes with 100 automated happy audio phrases to play out loud for your fluffy and or household plants.
Phrases like:
“you are valued”
“you are not poopie”
“you deserve to live”
And many others!
I buy 15 
What a great idea for Fluffies! I love ideas like this that expand the fluffy universe.
Hasbio, five minutes after rolling these out:
I would order the human equivalent also.
Can I just skip the fluffies and buy one for myself?
This is also a valid purchase reason!
I’m sure nothing will go wrong with those focused UV lights!
“This would make a great present for Mr. Eripmav next door! The chap’s always so pale, he could do with a nice tan! I’ll put it on his doorstep to surprise him!”
Mr. Eripmav the next day:
I need this for my basement full of depressed milkbags
We at HASBIO recommend all milkbags receive extra vitamins and the HAPPY-Bot is the best choice for that. But we do recommend you be wary, sometimes the positive automated messages have the occasional chance to push a depressed fluffy right over the edge. -HASBIO
I hope it’s open-source or hackable to say terrible things to fluffies.
Thanks for the information.
I’ll just lobotomize them once they’ll get crazy.
