Hasbio Terrible Pun Products (ambitiousleather8309)

AmbitiousLeather8309 · January 18, 2024, 2:55am

The_Other_Conagher · January 18, 2024, 4:07am

You use’a dey “BRAT” tag…
…I do not’a think it’a means
what’a you think it’a means…

So, gotta ask: is the fluffy just a printed label taped to the brat package, or is it a live fluffy?

AmbitiousLeather8309 · January 18, 2024, 4:41am

yes

Jejjick · January 18, 2024, 5:02am

Fluffy kept alive as sentient sausages is truly deranged, I love it.

TrueNeutralBox · January 18, 2024, 6:47pm

Every so often, someone reinvents Hitchhiker’s Guide , and I’m so here for it.

The_Other_Conagher · January 18, 2024, 7:26pm

It does rather take the guesswork out of the morality of meat

Bonnacon · January 18, 2024, 8:41pm

Arme Wurst.
Pure ( to the degree “pure” is a concept applicable to fluffies ) meat sausage?
A fastidiously Germanic approach, but they must go off rather quickly.

NobodyAtAll · January 18, 2024, 9:49pm

I never sausage a thing before.