(This all mostly Headcanon stuff but I made it fun and made it into an info pamphlet kind thing, alright Puff out! Mwah! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.✧)
“HEY YOU! Yes you! Do you want a fluffy? Well first ya gotta know what your getting! With Hasbio’s very own Fluffy Info Pages, you can get to know how to take care of your very own Fluffy pal!” (Hasbio is not responsible for death, dismemberment or psychological damage towards products, please use responsibly)
“Sir, why did we give the Fluffies heart-shaped nipples? Feels like an unnecessary addition.”
“There are two reasons Jenkins, first one is the bloody censors. You try putting real nipples on a children’s toy and they lose their goddamn mind. Heart-shaped are just different enough to we can get away with it, at least in the legal sense.”
“And the second reason sir?”
“The perverts fucking love it.”
I’m about to write a story including these two I love them! Also that is 100% the reason
Lmfao. Perfect.
heart shaped nipples are now fact
