Having to sell yourself or get murder killed is a bit of pressure on a guy that's like 3 months old (qwertytf)

It’s cool the local shelter convinced the fluffy mart to donate fluffies marked for disposal (he does not know this)

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If I could do it he can too

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Darn, how do we write an “About Me” for this fella that won’t cause a murder boner??

He actually seems pretty well behaved.

That’s how they get ya

That First Tooth Baby chomper would be a deal-breaker for me. Sorry, little chap.

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Rampages tragic backstory

Nervous Nelly with an intense desire to please, low self esteem but still trying his best every day

It’s not tragic that’s just how things were back then and you kids are a bunch of pussies now. We drank from the water hose god damn it

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