(because you’r stupid, that’s why)
Oh, dear. That’s a whole new level of stupid.
(Now put a lighter to the straw!)
Pick him up by the straw and swing him around
Im planning to draw him getting his d.ck cut off at the vet, but swing him around by using the straw until the d.ck tear off and he got drop sounded so much better. I dont know if I can draw that tho.
You can do it. I believe in you.
Now spin the stick back and forth like you’re starting a fire! 
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