Heil Smarty (sepsis)


In another world, rather than originating in Hasbio labs, fluffies were created by Nazi scientists during a series of genetic experiments in which they spliced human DNA into different species of animals. They soon overran Nazi Germany, causing many problems for the Reich. in an attempt to solve the fluffy question, after extermination attempts failed, a smarty was chosen to lead the fluffies into cooperation with the Nazis. Promises of sketties to any fluff who joined the SS led thousands of fluffies to follow the orders of the fuhrer’s smarty. However, fluffies proved too stupid to even perform menial tasks and their fervent efforts often ended in accidental sabotage. The Reich was nearly destroyed from the inside by the time Allied forces overcame them. Most Nazi fluffs died in battle or were killed upon Allied invasion but, along with rumors of sightings in Argentina, a few specimens were brought to America with the Nazi scientists who were reappropriated by the US government. Hasbio labs paid out the nose for the remaining fluffies and their engineers, and Fluffmarts soon sprung up across the United States.

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Careful now you’ll upset the people who regularly consume media of babies being raped to death

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Guys guys it’s not Hitler and a nazi salute it’s Charlie Chaplin and they both have stiff arms

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He’s just looking for his friend Kyle. Seen Kyle? He’s about this tall. Seen Kyle?

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oh look he’s doing an elon salute

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“Kyle’s really tall, he’s like eighty-eight inches.”

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Now get Fluffies to sing “Erica”!

Fuck it dawg why the fuck not at this point

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This reminds me of a story i read back in the Fluffy Booru days.
To make a short story shorter:fluffy pony wired with remotely detonated explosives walk up to Hitler, Hitler and fluffy pony explodes.

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What the actual fuck XD

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“SS” = Super Smarty

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Hey look it’s Trump…and Vance with a 'stache

That’s Hitler and a fluffy dumbass

Buck. Broken.

The Shogunate will rise once again…