Omg his face!
cheh !
Fluffies fucking like fools fail to follow through and find out that flatness feels fucking awful
f f f f;f ff fuf ;f ffof f fe f :v
The guy in the bulldozer is the founder of the Flat Fluffy Society.
Ok, I normally hate this kind of lack of compassion from the humans. But hot damn, even I have to draw the line somewhere, these two are better off as part of the road rather than spreading their moronic genes around!
That’s what we call “a fuck seizure”.
No breaks on the enf train!
Or the steamroller.
I absolutely love that derped face
Q: What happened to the rest?
A: Huh?
Q: Of the fluffies. There’s no way that a fluffy flattened that much is going to leave such a small footprint. So where did the rest go?
A: I presume that it exploded out of the fluffies’ skins and splattered forward of the steamroller at very high pressure.
Q: That…sounds really gruesome.
A: Yes. And painful.
Q: Wouldn’t that stress out the poor construction workers?
A: Depends. In my timeline they’d have to park the steamroller until they could stop laughing, and they’d be joking about it for years.
Are fluffies eligible for the Darwin Award?
They walk! They talk!
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Stupid creatures with stupid priorities - I love it! The idea that because babies are so important even a steamroller should stop for their sake is one of the funniest examples of fluffy mentality I can think of. 
@Tyrconnel They never evolved via natural selection in the first place, so I’d say they were disqualified before they even started dying in droves.
There’s something beautiful about this. Stupid fuckers to ENTITLED to breed that they belligerently put themselves in the way of this thing and expect IT to move.
Beautiful
The perfect road.
I choose to believe the road originally went in another direction but the driver decided to make a detour when he saw these two.
sorry, fresh road markings suggest otherwise
Ah, didn’t see the already flattened road.
Lmao