“Daddeh? Whewe daddeh gu?”
You are a white Pegasus named Margaretta and you are lost. Daddeh brought you out for a walk, but partway through he unhooked your leash and said he wanted to play hide and seek! You love games, so you hid your eyes and started counting.
Eventually you realized you didn’t know how to count to ten and just opened your eyes. Daddeh was hidden! You started looking wjen you realized you weren’t in a fun place. When daddeh is walking you, you’re always just so excited to be with daddeh. Nothing seems scary because daddeh will always protect you!
But without daddeh, the alley is scary. “Daddeh? Magawetta am tuu scawedies, nu wan pway nu mowe. Daddeh wet Magawetta hab weashie back nao?” Nothing. No response. You started looking under things. He wasn’t under the dumpster or behind any of the cardboard boxes. He wasn’t around the corner or hiding right behind you. You even spun around to check!
Daddeh was gone.
You started to cry. What had happened? Did daddeh get lost? Did he forget his good fluffy Margaretta? You were so scared and so lonely and you didn’t know what to do. You sat and you cried.
“Dummeh mawe, nu be su wowd! Smawty am twyin tu sweep!” You looked behind you and saw a large red unicorn. He was twice your size and angry. “Ou bein tu wowd! Gon get sowwy hoofies!” He charged you, apparently having forgotten that he was just warning you. You tried to apologize but he hit you at full speed.
His horn tore into your left wingy and tou felt it snap off at the base. You couldn’t yell before the Smarty started kicking you in the ribs over and over again. "Dummeh! Mawe! Hafta! Wissen! Tu! Smawty!" And with that, he gave sorry hoofsies to your snout on the ground.
You felt the bones snap and crush together as your teeth folded into the roof of your mouth and your nasal passages filled with blood. You tried to call out for help but all you could manage was a labored gurgle.
The Smarty had stopped stomping and you thought it was over. “Dummeh mawe nu su wowd nao! Smawty fix! Stoopi mawe twy tawk bak tu smawty, nao nu gunna say nuffin! Haw haw haw!” He laughed a weird yokel laugh as he abruptly inserted himself into your poopie place.
“Enf! Enf! Enf! Suuuuu tite! Dummeh mawe am wucky smawty hab nunu stick huwties! Nao mawe hab bestest enfies fwum bestest smawty! Enf! Enf! Gud feeeeeews!” You felt a warm thick goop fill your poopie place as a final hoof came down on the back of your head. Then you didn’t feel anything at all.