You are Duncan, today while on your way home from purchasing kibble, you came across a solid yellow colt fluffy.
He waves his little hoof at you
“Hewwo nice mistah !”
You smile.
“Hey little guy, what are you doing out here by yourself?”
He looks up at you with a happy cross eyed expression.
“Mummah teww fwuffy tu get wost , su fwuffy du wut mummah say cus am gud fwuffy.”
He wags his tail happily.
You smile .
“Well how would you like to be my fluffy?”
His face lights up.
“Weawwy?!”
You chuckle.
“Of course little guy.”
“Can fwuffy hab pastwami & pickwe sandwich?”
You are caught off guard by the question.
“That’s oddly specific but I’m sure I could get you one every once in a while.”
As if saying the magic words He stretches out his right front hoof and his back left hoof at the same time,then puts them down to stretch out his front left hoof and his back right hoof. He then alternates between those two positions in a sort of happy jig .
“Whatcha doing little guy?”
“Fwuffy am dewin da sandwich dance!”
You decide on naming the little fluffy Hoagie.
Hoagie despite his derpieness is relatively good at following instructions, provided of course that he can understand and or is physically capable of executing them.
He’s friendly to a ridiculous degree, it doesn’t matter if you’re a human or fluffy , alicorn or dull colored , Hoagie would always greet you with a hoof wave followed by a “hewwo! Wan’ be Hoagie fwiend?”
This had varying degrees of success but either through sheer ignorance of his own shortcomings or overwhelming positivity, Hoagie rarely got upset when someone didn’t want to be his friend, he’d simply try asking someone else.
But most importantly Hoagie is nice to Odis and your other fluffies.
