You are Lorna
Finally you are able to do some target
Practice
You set up Your Winchester model 1887 chambered in 70-150 WCF
At the bench
“Enfi! Enfi!”
The metal target at 40 yards has some holes in it
you see a fluffy stallion….
“You have got to be shitting me!”
You attempt get the stallion’s attention
“ hey!!! Hey!!! Get away from that!!!”
The stallion looks up at you angry you interrupted his fun
“Dummy hooman mawe nu teww smawty wha du!”
You seriously consider just blasting him with a 70 caliber projectile
But then you realized something and it far out weighed the brief joy that would come from gibbing the arrogant creature
The way the smarty was “positioned”
Meant that if you shot the target just behind him……
(Bang!!! Clink!)
“Ahhhhh!!! (Sniffle) Hu! Hu!”
Then the plate would smack him right in the ass
The smarty then kicks the plate while flailing in panic
Thus causing it to swing back and repeat the process
A single bullet for several hours worth of fun