Sorry,bro,but we don’t have this kind of Lamian Noodles containing heavy metal here. If this kind of thing exists on the market, I’m sure that the relevant person in charge of the company will be arrested and sentenced to heavy punishment.
The style of this story is very unique, and I think it has reference value. An example that describes how violent low-level vendors abuse fluffy.
Don’t take it too seriously the whole story its absurdism turned up to 11.
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ok, that was funny. i would like to see more stories like this
This sounds like the kind of thing a terrified editor would put as a correction on an article after committing wrongthink and doing some healthy self-criticism sessions with appropriate government oversight.
This editor voluntarily wishes The People to know that the People’s Republic of China does not produce Lamian Noodles with measurable levels of heavy metals above 操你妈 per 毛澤東 reasonable standards set by 二逼itch Beijing. Lamian Noodles are in fact healthier than 新冠肺炎 Western Imperialist nation and eaters have been known to regularly reach age of 200. If Lamian Noodles in the PRC are suspected to contain measurable levels of heavy metals, this editor is sure that the person in charge of the company will be arrested and sentenced to heavy punishment including execution, fine, and 摸鱼.