The shitting
Somehow this is much more gross
This would be like really kicking them or just high pressure spray them.
I see the humans asking for some stupid shit like avocado toast instead of spaghetti.
That sounds like the grossest parody of The Shining.
I’d say dump the coffee on him, but that would be a waste of good bean juice!
“Oh, fow fwuff’s sake! Hoomins awe invading Fwuffy’s yawd! That wady wooks wike she has good babbehs tho… Fwuffy wiww keep hew as bweedew and gib foweba sweepies to the west”
Tiny naked humans speaking perfect english and wanting spagheti sounds somehow more terrifying than the tall fluffys wearing clothes and holding stuff without opposable thumbs
Ah, reminds me of https://fluffy-community.com/t/opposite-day-artist-granpa156-fluffybooru-id-25348-25370-25398/11380
Meaning ‘Humans’ are the animal, while these things are… HIPSTERS!!!
Wait… What if the fluffies bred them to look like celebrities? Like how some fluffies are breed to look like MLP? And some of the fluffys are stalams (fluffy brownes) and they find certain celebraties looking humans kinky. OwO What about unicorns and all that to human variations. So much to be explored!
It’s really tempting though.