Don’t cut yourself on that edge, doctor.
“I used to work retail. This ain’t nothing.”
“Dat doubwe-nega-tib.”
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Just waiting for the day someone makes a story about someone with a scat fetish, just going around and provoking smarties.
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Well, someone has a kink or two.
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There’s got to be better ways to get your rocks off.
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It’s one of those things that I’ll never understand unless there’s like a four year degree on the topic. Aaaand I’m not spending money on that!
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I like the psychological game playing going on. More please.
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As someone who takes the “poop funny” aspect of the fandom and runs with it, I am now honor bound to do this.
Eventually.
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“And let’s say you give me these ‘sorry poopies’ because I won’t give you food. What then? You will still be without food, and there will be nothing you can do about it. You lose no matter what. Your move, ‘smarty’. Think your way out of that one.”
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“Eitheh Smawtie hab nu nummies and am indiffewent or Smartie hab nu nummies and am hab happies ‘bout gibin’ hoomin sowwie-poopies…TAKE SOWWIE-POOPIES”
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Not even a little. Just expect the worst out of people.
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Bonus points if you can do it in the theme of “Singing in the Rain”
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“Smawty hab bee’ di-ag-nozed az habbin’ poop madness fwom doc-tuh @I_might_be_weasel. Wan’ aww da poopies fow num.”
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Go make my day… a Fluffy shiatsu Massage later.
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Poop Madness in humans. That’s one for the textbooks.
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So really this ‘hostage situation’ is a nice midday break, doc?
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Oh shit she even managed to scare a smarty, smarties are hard to scare unless you use physical violence
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looks at my cup of Coffee in shock Yeah……uhhh I need more vodka.,…
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When someone calls the bluff you never knew you made.
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That seems terrified the smarty 
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