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He heard about the state of the world
He died because he saw water and had a heart attack.
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The unrelenting flow of time
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He learn that he isn’t a real animal and died due to it.
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Malaise
Ummm… He tried to lick his no-nos stick and his neck broke 
Heart attack. Drugs. Jump scare. Ate something bad. Who knows.
Nerve gas
Every type of jump-scare imaginable all at once from all directions at the same time!
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Every Scare, Everywhere, All At Once
He realized that his nostrils are actually a second pair of eyes, so he couldn’t breathe through them anymore.
And he forgot that he could just breathe through his mouth.
He had a nightmare about water and drowned in his sleep.
Extreme anal stress