Fatty pork or beef.
They taste with their mouths.
GOODNIGHT, EVERYBODY!
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I made a long text post on this a few times. I’m too lazy now.
I figure Fluffies are mostly mustelid, mustelids taste really bitter like bear meat without the sweetness their diet gives them.
Fat on most animals tastes pretty unappealing unless they eat a particular diet naturally or have been bred for it, and Fluffies are mostly fat.
So worse than rat meat. Actively unappealing, gamey and bland with an unpleasant aftertaste.
You wouldn’t be seasoning it, you’d be burying the flavor. Making jerky as the only real way to derive any pleasure.
It’d be purely for the abuse, or as a very cheap staple if nothing, not even canned beans from charity, was available.
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That sounds awesome. If fluffies are like that, I’d eat loads of them!
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Probably like beef, with a little pork mixed in there.
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