How much salt? (avoiding_mare)

The perfect cooking companion!

Also ignore my weird looking hand

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genius! I love it

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This is hilarious but I have no idea what kinda perspective this is. Also I love when suffering fluffies peep and chirp. Not sure many litter pals or enfie pals do that despite being stuck in some box like Pinch here

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Aww, give the poor dude a bit of water and food.

If not for him, do it to maintain the bit and make sure he doesn’t die.

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Added to list of IRL biotoy torture priorities.

Though I am worried for the sanitary future for the salt.

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I can’t quite make out what Pinch is in. Is it a box?

How many Pinches have come before him?

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A salt box, with a hinged lid, pillow fluff head pokes through a divider to the salt dish side and has a tiny shovel + delicious salt nummies

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His kidneys are doomed.

Where does his poop go? The pepper mill?

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stored in the same side of the box as his body, it’s disposed of when he is

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So, the box is opened from above?

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yes, it flips open along those little hinges

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I don’t want to imagine the smell in that kitchen. I’m starting to think they don’t poop so much as produce a defensive sludge.

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“Say the line fluffy!”

ssnnnfff… jus’ a… jus’ a pindge… huuuu…”

“Heh, I love this little guy.”

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What is your job? To pass me the salt dumbass

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Hope you like it

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The salt comes from his tears, and Pinch will never run out.

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damn, you nailed it!

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