It’s like the fluffy version of the D.E.N.N.I.S system.
walk into the shelter
scream “YOU ARE A BAD FLUFFY!”
refuse to elaborate further
leave
Lmao
“Why do we let that guy keep doing that?”
“That’s about the only attention from humans they are likely to get.”
Yeah that pretty standard from what I’ve seen. A beginners guide.
Dont forget about the M.A.C system.
Move in
After
Completion
The broken fluffy is forced to watch Predator over and over again and go to a weird anti gay church group.
What’s the D.E.N.N.I.S system?
Dennis is a character on the sitcom It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia. They make a lot of jokes about him being a sociopath and a sexual predator. The D.E.N.N.I.S system is a psychotic way he treats women in order to get laid. Also he does it this way because he just enjoys doing psycho serial killer stuff.
Also, fun behind the scenes detail, the woman he is D.E.N.N.I.Sing is played by his real life wife.
lmao
Cmon man, dont dump your now emotionally damaged fluffy at the shelter. They dont need to deal with it when they still got more emotionally marketable fluffies to take care of. Be a man an deal with your own mess. Just wrap it in a plastic bag and dump it in an alleyway dumpster.
Simple, but thorough. As befits a simple, slow-witted victim.