How to talk to your Fluffy - (Artist:Mutagen)

How the fuck is this weirdbox.

Neutralbox if anything.

Id pet my fluffy like this

I’ve taken to calling my large dog (who has a severe thyroid issue) things such as “Tubby McLardass” and “Conk” (short for concrete barrier). He doesn’t know any better, though even if he did he’d never let on. Sometimes I’ll waggle the fat deposit on his chest and call him “Froob” cause he has a front boob. He enjoys it immensely.