How would you actually punish a fluffy?

So, this comes with some assumptions. You are you, just you with an actual fluffy as a pet. What would you do if it pooped outside of the litterbox.

Carrot and the stick.
  • Clean up the mess and explain why the fluffy shouldn’t do that.
  • Rub its nose in it.
  • Make the fluffy clean its mess.
  • Yell at it.
  • Hit it with the sorry stick.
  • Kill the fluffy.
  • Torture the fluffy.
  • Give it away.
  • Not listed (explain in the comments)

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See the Abuser’s Web Guide on fluffy discipline. :smiley:

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you can rub it against a carpet
a safe and fun way of punishing

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well, lets not be too, er, draconian. maybe we should behead it french republic style.

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i think you mixed up punishment methods and execution methods

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Irl, pretty much all I’d do is stick it in the corner for a 5 minute time out if the fluffy didn’t stop.

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ummmm, fuck i cant reed. what does this say
points to a book titled “how to commit zoophellia”

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“Bop it, twist it, pull it, dump it, burn it, deny it”

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oh… ok, but why is there porn?

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it says “Mathematical analysis. 3 course.”

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faints because i went to rehab due to math

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ok my plan had worked. now i just had to burn this cursed book. the contents of it is too dangerous

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the book opens, spewing free money

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Sorry box in a dark and silent room and try some sensory deprivation stuff

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your tricks won’t work on ME
casts it into the fire
it doesn’t burn

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“ISILDUR!!!”

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a fluffy walks by, and looks at the nut burning book. it turns to a lizzerd and begins to enf it

2-1=7

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Ever when I ate tripazitane I’ve felt completely pineapple.

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Only if the little shit isn’t learning… Gotta make sure when you do, the shit is up its nose lol

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1st offense - Clean it up, tell them about why it’s wrong, give them a warning.

2nd offense - Same thing, but do it in an angry manner to scare the fluffy.

3rd offense - Clean it up, then give it the Sorry Stick.

4th offense - Refuse to clean it up, and make fluffy eat it.

5th offense - Sell it.

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