So, this comes with some assumptions. You are you, just you with an actual fluffy as a pet. What would you do if it pooped outside of the litterbox.
Carrot and the stick.
- Clean up the mess and explain why the fluffy shouldn’t do that.
- Rub its nose in it.
- Make the fluffy clean its mess.
- Yell at it.
- Hit it with the sorry stick.
- Kill the fluffy.
- Torture the fluffy.
- Give it away.
- Not listed (explain in the comments)
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See the Abuser’s Web Guide on fluffy discipline.
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Mr_Owl
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you can rub it against a carpet
a safe and fun way of punishing
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well, lets not be too, er, draconian. maybe we should behead it french republic style.
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Mr_Owl
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i think you mixed up punishment methods and execution methods
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Irl, pretty much all I’d do is stick it in the corner for a 5 minute time out if the fluffy didn’t stop.
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ummmm, fuck i cant reed. what does this say
points to a book titled “how to commit zoophellia”
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“Bop it, twist it, pull it, dump it, burn it, deny it”
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oh… ok, but why is there porn?
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Mr_Owl
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it says “Mathematical analysis. 3 course.”
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faints because i went to rehab due to math
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Mr_Owl
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ok my plan had worked. now i just had to burn this cursed book. the contents of it is too dangerous
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the book opens, spewing free money
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Sorry box in a dark and silent room and try some sensory deprivation stuff
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Mr_Owl
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your tricks won’t work on ME
casts it into the fire
it doesn’t burn
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a fluffy walks by, and looks at the nut burning book. it turns to a lizzerd and begins to enf it
2-1=7
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Ever when I ate tripazitane I’ve felt completely pineapple.
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Only if the little shit isn’t learning… Gotta make sure when you do, the shit is up its nose lol
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1st offense - Clean it up, tell them about why it’s wrong, give them a warning.
2nd offense - Same thing, but do it in an angry manner to scare the fluffy.
3rd offense - Clean it up, then give it the Sorry Stick.
4th offense - Refuse to clean it up, and make fluffy eat it.
5th offense - Sell it.
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