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“Grab yours now! Available in your next-door Hasbio official store!
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A nice single-use stress relief tool.
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I love the anguished expression on his face!
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“Pwease wil be gud fwuffy, wil num kwibl an wub munstew bwuda, no wan huwties!!!”
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Are those kibbles actually ball bearings?
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Yes, this rules <3
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Oh actually no, just you know, super hard kibble that will make ya struggle to shit then
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Put something like a tryme button to see if it works
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My only quibble might be with the size of those nails.
The box of thumb tacks in my junk drawer would probably be more appropriately sized for wump trauma.
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Ooo nice thanks to hmwhoevwr commissioned this! I love these little kit packs! Can’t wait for more!
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I need a detailed breakdown on the marketing of this toy. The fluffy is taped to cardboard and hung on a standard retail hook for presumably days until it dies from dehydration. In that time, is it just hanging there with half a dozen similar products, screaming and shitting? Even K-Mart would turn this product down.
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Assuming all its holes are plugged, easy enough to justify hanging this next to a register at a FluffMart, or maybe on an “end cap” on either end of the abuse aisle. It’s decent packaging and marketing!
Really glad you went with a brown colored one! Just get ready for the inevitable cavalcade of hugboxers knocking down the doors to save the poor brown fluffy from any negative experiences.
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Assuming they purchase them outright and don’t make you pursue theft/destruction of property charges for a meager return on investment, these would sell even better to hugboxers with savior complexes than to your average abuser.
That’s a pretty decent concept right there! A store, or maybe just a thrifty abuser, advertises to hugboxers that certain fluffies will be tortured or killed UNLESS they are purchased. Or an abuser livestreams his abuse with the caveat that he will stop immediately if a hostage release fee is paid.
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I’ll take 7 one for each day of the week 
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Poor little guy. Bad luck on his end but them’s the breaks.
Does the package include other colors or just shitty ones?
I had assumed that the idea was that he’d break his teeth
Hasbio trying to make us part with money again, no huwties here that cant be achieved with a good flick to the wumps or some thumb tacks
Isn’t that just the normal business model of a kill shelter?