I am the milkman. My milk is delicious (love2hatefluffs)

Fluffy milk farms have exclusively used only pillowed fluffies since 2016 after the Hasbio™ v. PETA trial of 2016 (named erroneously after the defendant’s wife provided his name to the clerk responsible for documentation) in which the Hasbio™ corporation sued defendant Peter Griffin for negligence in the operation of an experimental free-range milk farm. The plaintiffs were not awarded any monetary compensation as they had settled for a jaunty musical number performed by the defendant. Since then, legislation was passed requiring fluffy milk farms to use pillowed fluffies to avoid any chance of another mass incident of such caliber.

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jesus that one has a pair

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lmao

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I can’t tell if he’s into it or what

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That one face HAS to become an emote now, fuckin LOL

AAAUUUGGHHHH

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How do you get that job?

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Merit

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Some-fluffy is getting the world’s most painful blowjob.

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He is in both heaven and hell

“wait if this ones a boy then…oh god”

distant eff eff

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I love your art jokes and style of humor for fluffies, you got a new fan!

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Ow, that got to hurt like hell!

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ITSA A BOY CONGRATS LOL

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Hm…no wonder some taste EXTRA CREAMY

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Your wicked sense of humor is second to none. :grin::grin:

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EXTRA THICK MILK

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I also forgot that this…

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Peak shitpost potential. Figured everyone could get some use outta this:

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“FWUFF SAY HEY! WHA’ GOIN’ AWN?!”

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(laughs so hard I begin to cough)

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