I Hear That's, Like, Super Bad For You: By Stwumpo

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP

“Screeee! Scawy noisy! Daddeh, sabe Spwingfiewd!”

TWEEEEEEEEEE-TWEEEEEEEEEEEEP

“Huuuuuu wai su wowd, nu wike noisies!”

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“Huuuu stoppit! Stop woud noisies! Am huwtin’ Spwingfiewd heaw pwaces!”

TWEEEEEEEEEE-TWEEEETLETWEEEEEEEEEEEEE

“OWWWWIES! NUUUUU! WAIIIIIII!? HUHUHUHU HEAW PWACES HAB SU MANY HUWTIES! TUU WOWD FO FWUFFY!”

TWWEEEEEEEEEWEEEEEEEET

“Huuuuuuhuhuhuuuuuu hate wissow…”

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEYEEEYEEEEEEEEEEET

“WISSOW GONE NAO? HEWWO? NU MOWE WISSOW?”

TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-EEEEEEEEEEEYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

“HOOWAY, NU MOWE WISSOW! FWUFFY AM SABED!”

Directly inspired by this piece from u/TruthTellerGilead, more specifically, inspired by how much my stoned ass was giggling trying to say “hate wissow” in a fluffy voice.

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