I present to you, the official drink of the fluffy community [regrettably created by Maple]

I thought we had tomato sauce and tried to make a bloody Mary. We did not. But spaghetti sauce is close enough, right?

I call it a shitrat. Half a jar of pasta sauce and a shot and a half of vodka. Sprinkle some spices and hot sauce on top.

It’s fucking foul.

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I have a thick tomato onion soup I make which would be a lot closer to what you want I think. Actually, I can’t remember the recipe off the top of my head.

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Half a jar of pasta sauce…

HALF A JAR OF PASTA SAUCE?

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Momma may have raised a coward but she didn’t raise a bitch.

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I feel like this is a cry for help

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For the love of god and all that is good please don’t drink that
Whatever the fuck that is

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Wheres the noodle garnishment on top? Full send bro, make fresh sauce.

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Already did. :+1:

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I was going to add a ramen noodles garnish but that felt like a waste of good ramen.

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Make another one! You deserve it <3!!!

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What did I do?

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LMFAO I invite a friend to the site and the site said no.

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nogirlsallowed

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The official drink of the fluffy community is the foalgarita and I don’t see any foal in there

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the fact that this counts as Human abuse is hilarious

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Bro you good?

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But would it make a good grilled cheese dipping sauce :thinking:

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I have the feeling every sip of this would drop your IQ by 5 points. 10/10 would drink while watching fluffy abuse videos.

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You’re a brave pioneer in the culinary world. Thank you for your sacrifice

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jesus christ how horrifying

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