I think Unity might be tired of lifting the F over and over...

It’s been 18 days since fwuffy was adopted into dah community…

Ebah since den fwuffy hab been fowced to keep wiftin’ up an “f” wed munsta keeps knockin’ obah. Am tiwed, buh dah tawkin’ focks munsta said it to make fwuffy’s new famiwy happy. Su, that’s why fwuffy keep pickin’ it up an’ puttin’ it back whewe it was. Ebewy time dah site goes down, am awwowed to sweepies.

fo’ ebewy heawt giben to post, am awwowed to hab one spoon of kibbwe ow wawa. Usah named somethin’ cheeky am dah onwy thin’ keepin’ fwuffy fwom foweba sweepies.

usah towd fwuffy, fwuffy couwd go wibe on fawm wiff fwuffy’s pwedecessows if fwuffy wan’, buh fwuffy know that’s wie. Someday am goin’ go foweba sweepies at dah hands of one of fwuffy’s famiwy…

fwuffy just wanna die of owd age, buh fwuffy know that won’t happen. When fwuffy’s time comes, fwuffy hope it’s obah within seconds. buh fo’ nao, fwuffy wiww wibe, to make suwe aww othah fwuffies nu hab to go fwooh what am.

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FWUFFAH HAD IT WIB DA MUMMAH ENFIN FAWWING EFS ON DA MUMMAH EFFIN WOGOE

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Poor stupid Unity.
If only you knew what we have in store for you when you stop being useful…

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shoves self in foodbowl

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If this is considered Cannon, It means Unity is somewhat smarter than the average fluffy.

Also, Unity didn’t believe me when I told them about the farm…

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Unity doesn’t know how fortunate she is that the site goes down so often.

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Donators: not anymore

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TIME FOR MORE MEMES!

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