I was only gone for 6 hours...(me,Qaal)

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How did he shoot out a glob of shit 10 FEET OFF THE GROUND?

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Im pretty sure the fluffs standing with his legs against the wall

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Oh. flips the box on it’s side. NOW how did it do that.

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foal runs out screaming and shitting

Dangit Ser Not_Found, now look what it’s doing.

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Ya sure? Its- oh. Oh crap it’s heading into a fan

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opens umbrella

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When shit hits the fan, umbrellas wont get you out unscathed. A Pegasus mare jumps after the foal, now I’m a mound of red shit and everything, even the bathroom behind the wall, gets hit with a red foul sludge

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Yeah but it won’t get in my mouth or eyes. Which is the bit I’m most worried about.

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Mouth? Eyes? What are those?

Temporary appendages that make conversing in meatspace easier.

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Ah. You see, I use telepathy and echolocation . Much easier.

Not as easy to blend in though. Plus telepathy makes the flesh itch.

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Little fuck shat in the bed, time for the forever-diaper

There’s something about seeing the image paired with the tag “Shit=factory” that’s just really hilarious.

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burn the box and start again

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