BEHOLD THE COPROLITH
“Hey. I got good news for you shitrats. You’re gonna be on FluffTV.”
“Fwuffy wub fwuffteebee!” they all shouted.
“So this is the world’s largest living fluffy coprolith?” the camera guy asked.
“Damn right and here, sign this.”
“What is it?”
“Royalties contract. This is America, I deserve money for this thing.”
The smell… the sound… dear lord…
Fluffies have an effect on people. Not always the same effect, but they drove humanity a bit more crazy than before. Hence stuff like this.
Was this guy dropped on his head as a baby?
It worked when they were baby’s num nuts you should have just thrown them away every time she sat on them but no you had to be Mr sadistic and torture her in the most dumbest ways possible
