"I'll be back to pick you up never." (ratrat445)

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I dunno man, could have done without the sign. It just raises a lot of questions. How are you supposed to tell the difference between strays and pets at the Fluffy equivalent of an off leash dog park? That’s just gonna result in a lot of lawsuits from killing other people’s pets. Why not just abandon the cannibal fluffy in a street or forest?

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Because fuck you, that’s why (respectfully). I just put it there because I thought it would be funny.

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Those toughies would be furious if they knew how to read

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A park where we are asked and commanded to stomp chirpies? New interest in walking.

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Who cares if she ate her babbehs. Pin a rose on her and elect her best mummah. Those babbehs were likely buttass ugly anyways and yes, I hate them.

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sorry ace they were colorful and in her eyes they were ugly

just a BMS mare who is color bias

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Poopie fluffies once again, ladies and gentlemen

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@toofymunstah
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@Ace
I guess this is a “Reverse Poopie Justice”? :shrug:

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Oh, those chirpeh shitrats were absolutely ugly, I won’t lie, but this post was based on @DummehBabbeh 's hilarious recommendation on my first post where he suggested tattoo-ing the mummah with stuff like “I EAT MY OWN BABIES, I’M A BAD MUMMAH” and releasing her into a fluff park before walking away (with the implication of feral/domestic fluffies not taking too kindly to a baby-eating monster roaming around).

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And they would probably get a swift kick for their efforts if they were audacious enough to try to asking a human to read it for them.

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-and all would be good in the universe once more <3

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“'ou, Pointy Fwuff, can ou wead?”

“Not Fwuffy, but Phiw can-”

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the body language is great

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CHIRPEH-BABBEHS (stomp on sight)

I cackled

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No specification on whether feral or just some random pet fluffy’s offspring either, just kill-on-sight, no exceptions.

Glad to be of service! You did a great job.

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It seems that he fluffies that hate mothers who eat their babies are also the ones who can read.

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