“A local fluffymart employee is facing ten years in prison after failing to destroy a faulty biotoy in accordance with the Remember Cleveland Act. Lawyers for the defendant claimed that he enjoyed abusing fluffies and that the illegal neutering was actually an attempt at destruction. The jury however came to a guilty verdict, noting that opening the product itself, regardless of intent to destroy the product, constituted a violation of the RCA. Hasbio has refused to comment on the recent uptick of breedable fluffies getting misplaced into Foal-In-A-Can containers at their factories.” - Channel 69 News
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“My client is not a shitrat-empathizing hugboxer! He is a proud abuser.”
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Very good
the stroke on the text makes it almost impossible to read
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Agreed, it was such a strain on the eyes.
Typed text would be so much better.
My favorite part might be “no love baby?” It’s just so great how he is starved of affection because of the tube but he takes it personally instead of understanding that there is an actual barrier in the way.
But my second favorite part is “no feel leggie”. Because you know, fuck em
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